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Jack the Mac Universe

The Jack the Mac

The original story that propelled Jack the Mac to greatness only matched by his own mediocrity... You should seriously buy this story or Jack the Mac might come over to your place and smash it up a bit.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on my lack of a love life, social life, and friends. If you ever try to fool me a third time... I'll probably fall for that too."

-excerpt from The Jack the Mac Chronicles

A series of short stories that take place before The Jack the Mac Chronicles. Savor the cinnamon taste of Jack the Mac's mercenary days. Read them for free at our blog, Enjoyment costs extra.

“Straight fetals, Bro!” Jack the Mac announced, slamming a fist into his open palm and smiling.

-excerpt from Jack the Mac vs. Drugs
Jack the Mac:
Beyond Mercenary

The sequel to The Jack the Mac Chronicles. At present, this poor novel is without a publisher. However, that will change once we start actually submitting it to publishers.

      “That, it, whichever,” Jack the Mac returned. “It’s all the same thing. What’s important is you’re at my mercy now. Who are you? Who sent you? Why did you feel it necessary to wear a full SCUBA suit in a foot of water?”

      The man frowned. “You really don’t remember me?”

       “Well… uh… I meet so many people that try to kill me…” Jack the Mac revealed. “Lots of people I try to kill too… Can you clarify a bit?”

       Sneering, the SCUBA man attempted to rise, only to be shoved down by the whistle. “I was a part of one of the greatest assassin guilds in the world, one of the greatest of all time! That was before you killed the Black Foot of Destruction and scattered his servants, destroying our organization!”

       “You were with them?” Jack the Mac asked. “I remember those guys… Well, I remember the girls better. So, I know you’re not Sweet D. You must be the Left Hand of Death, right? Long time no see! Thought you were dead!”

       “I’m not the Left Hand of Death!” his enemy shouted. “Are you dumb? Do I look like a woman to you!?”

        “Well… no,” he admitted. “You could be in disguise though, kind of undercover. Assassin-types do that sort of thing all the time. It’s definitely a very good disguise, I’ll give you that.”

-excerpt from Jack the Mac: Beyond Mercenary